Tapflignul is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak bear.

Tapflignul created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapflignul, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tapflignul, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tapflignul's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tapflignul's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never paint your legs pink.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tapflignul in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.