Nilljamjapyak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable raccoon.

Nilljamjapyak created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Nilljamjapyak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilljamjapyak, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nilljamjapyak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nilljamjapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not take Nilljamjapyak's name in vain.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.