Von is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish jaguar.

Von created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Von, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Von, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Von's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Von's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Von in the centre of the settlement.

4. Von loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.