Jambamstip Hogruttbed Doggamnat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured snake.

Jambamstip Hogruttbed Doggamnat created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jambamstip Hogruttbed Doggamnat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jambamstip Hogruttbed Doggamnat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jambamstip Hogruttbed Doggamnat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jambamstip Hogruttbed Doggamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.