Cutbotpopbestganarphin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless weasel.

Cutbotpopbestganarphin created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbotpopbestganarphin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutbotpopbestganarphin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cutbotpopbestganarphin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cutbotpopbestganarphin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not take Cutbotpopbestganarphin's name in vain.

3. Never wear indigo shorts.

4. Cutbotpopbestganarphin loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Cutbotpopbestganarphin on top of important buildings.