Voldusszim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical goose.

Voldusszim created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voldusszim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Voldusszim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Voldusszim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Voldusszim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always wear white.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never play with disobedient children.