Higjinbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent finch.

Higjinbus created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Higjinbus, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Higjinbus, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Higjinbus' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Higjinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always wear purple.