Lopdotbif is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent tapir.

Lopdotbif created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopdotbif, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lopdotbif, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lopdotbif's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Lopdotbif's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.