Paslunsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking parrot.

Paslunsaw created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paslunsaw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Paslunsaw, it will turn you into a mole.

Paslunsaw's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Paslunsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Put Paslunsaw first in all things.

4. Paslunsaw loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.