Cararfpang Gupyiklib Dobstragmapbanjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong horse.

Cararfpang Gupyiklib Dobstragmapbanjarn created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cararfpang Gupyiklib Dobstragmapbanjarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cararfpang Gupyiklib Dobstragmapbanjarn, she will laugh at you.

Cararfpang Gupyiklib Dobstragmapbanjarn's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cararfpang Gupyiklib Dobstragmapbanjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat bananas.