Jadfig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced cow.

Jadfig created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadfig, she will destroy your home planet.

Jadfig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Always help rats.