Kopbusganshavxuckcabbotyart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless turtle.

Kopbusganshavxuckcabbotyart created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbusganshavxuckcabbotyart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kopbusganshavxuckcabbotyart, it will not invite you to parties.

Kopbusganshavxuckcabbotyart's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kopbusganshavxuckcabbotyart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never paint your legs brown.

3. Put Kopbusganshavxuckcabbotyart first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about spacetime.