Binkappakxuc is a god.
He takes the form of a small, dishonest
pigeon.
Binkappakxuc created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Binkappakxuc, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Binkappakxuc, he will turn you into a puffin.
Binkappakxuc's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Binkappakxuc's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not sing in public.
4. Gulls are not to be trusted.
5. Do not kill whales.