Bodlistken is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered shark.

Bodlistken created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodlistken, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodlistken, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bodlistken's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bodlistken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never feed nuts to turtles while wearing black rings.