Bepbutxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive jellyfish.

Bepbutxen created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepbutxen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepbutxen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bepbutxen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bepbutxen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bepbutxen.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to mice while wearing brown dresses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always obey Bepbutxen's priests.

5. Do not kill badgers.