Bepbutxen is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive
jellyfish.
Bepbutxen created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bepbutxen, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bepbutxen, he will turn you into a hamster.
Bepbutxen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Bepbutxen's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bepbutxen.
2. Never feed lots of coconuts to mice while wearing brown dresses.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always obey Bepbutxen's priests.
5. Do not kill badgers.