Fonnan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring gerbil.

Fonnan created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonnan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fonnan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fonnan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple rings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.