Lanjenab Sagpodbast is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful naga.

Lanjenab Sagpodbast created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Lanjenab Sagpodbast, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lanjenab Sagpodbast, it will be very unhappy.

Lanjenab Sagpodbast's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lanjenab Sagpodbast's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Do not make images of living things.