Tanvenciss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm fox.

Tanvenciss created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanvenciss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanvenciss, he will not invite you to parties.

Tanvenciss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tanvenciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing red shoes and balancing four tin spheres on your face.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.