Dotominfasrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong goblin.

Dotominfasrow created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Dotominfasrow, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dotominfasrow, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dotominfasrow's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dotominfasrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shoes.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Dotominfasrow loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.