Pigtagcib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Pigtagcib created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtagcib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pigtagcib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pigtagcib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pigtagcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near hamsters while wearing violet stockings and balancing nine iron spheres on your head.

4. Never prepare garlic during winter.

5. Do not take Pigtagcib's name in vain.