Pidmadkar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered coyote.

Pidmadkar created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidmadkar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidmadkar, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Pidmadkar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pidmadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.