Tithubwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able hare.

Tithubwon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tithubwon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tithubwon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tithubwon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tithubwon's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tithubwon.