Titcutloop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome rhinoceros.

Titcutloop created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Titcutloop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Titcutloop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Titcutloop's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Titcutloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Never wear gray shoes.