Dobbidzimdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing chinchilla.

Dobbidzimdam created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbidzimdam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobbidzimdam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dobbidzimdam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dobbidzimdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never talk about fire.