Matdantab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying coyote.

Matdantab created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matdantab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Matdantab, he will turn you into a rock.

Matdantab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Matdantab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Matdantab loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Matdantab's name in vain.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never mention turtles.