Cepdadced is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, uncaring crow.

Cepdadced created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdadced, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cepdadced, he will laugh at you.

Cepdadced's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cepdadced's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching lead.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your head turquoise.