Gumlitlan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, witty centaur.

Gumlitlan created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumlitlan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gumlitlan, she will be very unhappy.

Gumlitlan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gumlitlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Gumlitlan six times a day.

5. You must love Gumlitlan.