Quimstanjat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever sheep.

Quimstanjat created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimstanjat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quimstanjat, he will turn you into a duck.

Quimstanjat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quimstanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Quimstanjat loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.