Futceppod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful swallow.

Futceppod created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futceppod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Futceppod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Futceppod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Futceppod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if five geese approach from the north.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

4. Never gather eight gulls in one place.

5. Always stare at clouds.