Nuldum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, slow meerkat.

Nuldum created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuldum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nuldum, he will remove you from existence.

Nuldum's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nuldum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never wear turquoise shirts.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Nuldum on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed carrots to sheep while wearing rings.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.