Rutdogzenbetbast is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable duck.

Rutdogzenbetbast created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdogzenbetbast, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutdogzenbetbast, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rutdogzenbetbast's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rutdogzenbetbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near voles while wearing mauve hats.

4. Always obey Rutdogzenbetbast's priests.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Rutdogzenbetbast in the centre of the settlement.