Dabkadceb is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous hare.

Dabkadceb created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabkadceb, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dabkadceb, she will strike you with lightening.

Dabkadceb's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dabkadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabkadceb.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never feed melons to aardvarks while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Do not kill dolphins.