Hunkombetsinlatapp is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, wise jaguar.

Hunkombetsinlatapp created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunkombetsinlatapp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hunkombetsinlatapp, he will turn you into a rock.

Hunkombetsinlatapp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hunkombetsinlatapp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never paint your head purple.

4. Never feed cucumbers to goats while wearing fawn tights.

5. Never talk about planets.