Fit Getfunbin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy turtle.

Fit Getfunbin created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Fit Getfunbin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fit Getfunbin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fit Getfunbin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fit Getfunbin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Run away from orange tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fit Getfunbin.