Gigjatgem Nadlunmab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful salamander.

Gigjatgem Nadlunmab created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigjatgem Nadlunmab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gigjatgem Nadlunmab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gigjatgem Nadlunmab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gigjatgem Nadlunmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix cucumbers with water.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never travel toward the west during summer.

4. Do not chant at crossroads.

5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.