Likgarbass is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful bird.

Likgarbass created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgarbass, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Likgarbass, he will throw large rocks at you.

Likgarbass' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Likgarbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing cyan shoes and balancing seven tin spheres on your hands.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. You must pray to Likgarbass eight times a day.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.