Yogxenjam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust ant.

Yogxenjam created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogxenjam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yogxenjam, she will be very unhappy.

Yogxenjam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yogxenjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.