Kanhasvogstik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow crane.

Kanhasvogstik created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kanhasvogstik, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kanhasvogstik, he will jump up and down on your head.

Kanhasvogstik's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kanhasvogstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never feed aubergines to aardvarks while wearing fawn kilts.

3. Never bounce in the presence of swans.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.