Rillartrap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty hamster.

Rillartrap created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillartrap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillartrap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rillartrap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rillartrap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.