Flagkanbit Tantombem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical lion.

Flagkanbit Tantombem created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagkanbit Tantombem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flagkanbit Tantombem, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flagkanbit Tantombem's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flagkanbit Tantombem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never chant near mice.

4. Worship no other gods but Flagkanbit Tantombem.

5. Put Flagkanbit Tantombem first in all things.