Dobtifgadhudhogfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing camel.

Dobtifgadhudhogfeb created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Dobtifgadhudhogfeb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobtifgadhudhogfeb, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dobtifgadhudhogfeb's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dobtifgadhudhogfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.