Vonzednab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient giraffe.

Vonzednab created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Vonzednab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vonzednab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vonzednab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vonzednab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vonzednab.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always wear yellow.