Quamrigzud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud dolphin.

Quamrigzud created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamrigzud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quamrigzud, it will turn you into a worm.

Quamrigzud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quamrigzud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Erect four tin sculptures of Quamrigzud on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.