Haktardab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented squid.

Haktardab created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haktardab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Haktardab, he will turn you into a frog.

Haktardab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Haktardab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Haktardab on top of important buildings.