Rawrularn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair squid.

Rawrularn created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawrularn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawrularn, she will turn you into a snail.

Rawrularn's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rawrularn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never prepare pineapples during summer.