Fabfebciss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil seal.

Fabfebciss created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfebciss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabfebciss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fabfebciss' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fabfebciss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Fabfebciss on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never sing near sharks.