Highogab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sapient goat.

Highogab created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Highogab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Highogab, he will laugh at you.

Highogab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Highogab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing green jumpers and balancing three iron spheres on your face.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never stain your neck with turquoise.

5. Highogab must be the most important thing in your life.