Armsawqueegdusstipjam is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, loving
cow.
Armsawqueegdusstipjam created the world nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Armsawqueegdusstipjam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Armsawqueegdusstipjam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Armsawqueegdusstipjam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Armsawqueegdusstipjam's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Armsawqueegdusstipjam on top of all buildings.
3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.