Farnsandgid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful aardvark.

Farnsandgid created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farnsandgid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Farnsandgid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Farnsandgid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Farnsandgid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always wear gray.