Hombenflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented octopus.

Hombenflag created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombenflag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hombenflag, he will manifest in front of you.

Hombenflag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hombenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Do not resist order.