Kiphonrow is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic hare.

Kiphonrow created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiphonrow, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kiphonrow, it will turn you into a slug.

Kiphonrow's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kiphonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if five otters approach from the east.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kiphonrow.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.