Kanvilbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise cat.

Kanvilbog created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanvilbog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kanvilbog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kanvilbog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kanvilbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.

5. Always help tapirs in need.