Dutfebcen Karweglim Matwandab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful centipede.

Dutfebcen Karweglim Matwandab created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutfebcen Karweglim Matwandab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dutfebcen Karweglim Matwandab, he will curse you with boils.

Dutfebcen Karweglim Matwandab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dutfebcen Karweglim Matwandab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Never bounce in autumn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dutfebcen Karweglim Matwandab.