Dagvigcibwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unjust chinchilla.

Dagvigcibwee created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagvigcibwee, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dagvigcibwee, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dagvigcibwee's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dagvigcibwee's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed peanuts to eagles while wearing boots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Do not take Dagvigcibwee's name in vain.