Fumdamboss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart dingo.

Fumdamboss created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumdamboss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumdamboss, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fumdamboss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fumdamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fumdamboss.

5. Always help frogs in need.