Mapbunmin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate hare.

Mapbunmin created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbunmin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mapbunmin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mapbunmin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mapbunmin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Mapbunmin on top of important buildings.

2. Hide from mauve eagles for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Worship no other gods but Mapbunmin.