Hudgofmum Gebdumlun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fussy wyvern.

Hudgofmum Gebdumlun created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Hudgofmum Gebdumlun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudgofmum Gebdumlun, she will torture you forever.

Hudgofmum Gebdumlun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hudgofmum Gebdumlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always take life seriously.