Timmadrull is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying horse.

Timmadrull created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timmadrull, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timmadrull, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Timmadrull's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Timmadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Timmadrull in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never hop near great tits.