Dinduttaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered owl.

Dinduttaf created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinduttaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dinduttaf, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dinduttaf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dinduttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing red corsets and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not keep seven eagles in a large pit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.