Wodneg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise tapir.

Wodneg created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodneg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodneg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wodneg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wodneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never paint your chest indigo.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Do not hurt sheep.