Ditflamzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful tortoise.

Ditflamzig created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditflamzig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ditflamzig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ditflamzig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ditflamzig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Ditflamzig's priests.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if six eagles approach from the north.